Fist full of bananas

A banana is an edible fruit — botanically a berry [1] [2] — produced by several kinds of large herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa. The fruit is variable in size, color, and firmness, but is usually elongated and curved, with soft flesh rich in starch covered with a rind, which may be green, yellow, red, purple, or brown when ripe. The fruits grow in clusters hanging from the top of the plant. The old scientific name for this hybrid, Musa sapientum , is no longer used. Musa species are native to tropical Indomalaya and Australia , and are likely to have been first domesticated in Papua New Guinea.

The first bananas are thought to have grown in the region that includes the Malaya Peninsula, Indonesia, the Philippines and New Guinea. From here, traders and travelers took them to India, Africa and Polynesia. There were references to bananas from BC when Buddhist scriptures, know as the Pali Canon, noted Indian traders travelling through the Malaysian region had tasted the fruit and brought plants back with them. After tasting this unusual fruit for the first time, he introduced this new discovery to the Western world. By AD bananas had spread to China.

In , he stepped down as President and was succeeded by Prime Minister Robert Mugabe , who became the country's executive president. In , Banana was outed as a homosexual , and after a highly publicised trial, was convicted of 11 counts of sodomy and "unnatural acts", serving six months in prison. Banana was born in Essexvale today Esigodini , a village in Matabeleland , Southern Rhodesia , to an Ndebele mother and a Mosotho father.

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