I say baby, it ain't gonna suck itself Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself I say baby, it ain't gonna suck itself What 'chew waiting for? Well I flew out from Virginie on the very first day I heard my record company exercise my pay to play Went to see Mr. Lott but his assistant said no "Security will escort you to the parking lot". It was degrees I was feeling kind of hot So I walked across the street for one of those Mexican frozen popsicles Couldn't buy just one so I bought myself a box When I come back the assistant she's standing in the parking lot. No hard feelings do you want one of these?
I say baby, it ain't gonna suck itself Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself I say baby, it ain't gonna suck itself What 'chew waiting for? Lott but his assistant said no "Security will escort you to the parking lot" It was degrees I was feeling kind of hot So I walked across the street for one of those Mexican frozen popsicles Couldn't buy just one so I bought myself a box When I come back the assistant she's standing in the parking lot No hard feelings do you want one of these? But she looks at me like I was speaking Chinese The security man walks up he helps himself to one Coincidently Chinese and hot from standing in the sun Then he helps himself to another he puts it in her hand But she looks at it like it was a piece of crap Or a dead and dying bird she didn't understand So I was just trying to be helpful when I said Lott, it ain't gonna suck itself Everyone on Foothill Road, it ain't gonna suck itself Just so we're not totally sexist, it ain't gonna lick itself Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself.
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I say baby, it ain't gonna suck itself Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself I say baby, it ain't gonna suck itself What 'chew waiting for? Lott but his assistant said no "Security will escort you to the parking lot" It was degrees I was feeling kind of hot So I walked across the street for one of those Mexican frozen popsicles Couldn't buy just one so I bought myself a box When I come back the assistant she's standing in the parking lot No hard feelings do you want one of these? But she looks at me like I was speaking Chinese The security man walks up he helps himself to one Coincidently Chinese and hot from standing in the sun Then he helps himself to another he puts it in her hand But she looks at it like it was a piece of crap Or a dead and dying bird she didn't understand So I was just trying to be helpful when I said Lott, it ain't gonna suck itself Everyone on Foothill Road, it ain't gonna suck itself Just so we're not totally sexist, it ain't gonna lick itself Virgin Records, it ain't gonna suck itself.