Alternate ways to jerk off

Because there's more than one way to rub one out. To help you get some new ideas, BuzzFeed asked people of all ages, genders, and sexualities to describe the nitty-gritty of how they actually masturbate. Here are tips from our readers with penises that you might want to try yourself. The biggest and best Os I've ever had and my hand is enjoying its vacation. I put the baggie on my cock and wank for five minutes. I stop, and wait to get a little harder, then wank til I cum.

When it comes to men and self-pleasure, it's no surprise that most guys love it. After all, what do most men enjoy second only to beer, sports, and allowing their jobs consume them? Why, having sex, of course! I don't know about you, but if I were asked to imagine a man blowing his own horn, so to speak, I would picture him lying down on his bed or sitting in front of his computer screen, putting one hand to work vigorously and valiantly in the pursuit of an orgasm. I mean, it's not like this is some form of high art. I may not have a penis, but I know how they work, and I've seen enough guys at work on their own that I feel it's fair to say that my conception of what a guy does while going solo comes pretty close to what most of you other women out there probably assume it looks like, too.

Most men learn to masturbate quickly and quietly, as testosterone-loaded adolescents worried about parents or siblings walking in and disturbing their personal time. And those secretive, fast-and-furious habits can spill into adulthood, says Emily Morse, a sex expert and host of the popular podcast Sex with Emily. Are you missing out on moves that could make your orgasms even more pleasurable?

The holiday was started one year after Dr. Joycelyn Elders, the U. See also: 'Nearly naked' pageant rewards real bodies in real panties. Belisa Vranich who advises everyone to mix up their routines this May.