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This Valentine's Day, while you couples and triads have romantic meals and cover your furniture in rose petals or whatever, the singles of the world will be firing up Netflix and a bottle of wine, and then, inevitably, glancing down at their hands, or the drawer they keep their vibrators in. Just you and me, buddy. Like always. Masturbation is great, obviously, but like any indulgence, too much of it can be a bad thing. I'm guessing you already know about the health and mental benefits of regular masturbation—it decreases men's chances of getting prostate cancer and can help post-menopausal women regain their pelvic-floor strength —but jacking or jilling off can have negative consequences, some of which are pretty darn gruesome. I spoke with Dr.
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The Dangers of Masturbation
When your average guy hears the word "hand job," it goes through a processing factory that spits it out to his brain as "Dry claw grip parade NOOOO. I'm tired, and I already brushed my teeth. Why are handies considered the embarrassing inbred cousin of the blow job? Because they're associated with the ultimate unsexy sexual attitude: Halfheartedness. We picture them being given in the backs of a car by an ambivalent, inexperienced teen girl to her desperate boner-addled boyfriend who is shorter than her. Or by a recently divorced mom who's too tired to have actual sex with her latest eHarmony date, but since Emma's with Bill for the night, and she cleaned the kitchen counter for company, and she knows that Bill is sleeping with that secretary at the firm, she feels like getting this schmuck off just for spite.
All the Reasons Why Guys Jerk Off With Their Non-Dominant Hand
Most people with a penis learn to masturbate as quickly and quietly as possible. After all, when you're a testosterone-loaded adolescent, you have to content with the very real risk of your parents or siblings walking in and disturbing your, ah, personal time. Those secretive, fast-and-furious masturbation habits can spill into adulthood, Shamyra Howard, sexologist and Men's Health advisory panel member, says in Men's Health Best. If you're right-handed, use your left hand; involve sex toys; or try masturbating on your stomach.
Want to learn how to masturbate? We've put together the 15 best tips and tricks for great masturbation. But try bringing up masturbation with someone you don't know that well, and the awkwardness will surely ensue. It's not a sin, and it's not the last resort of losers who didn't meet anyone at the club that night.